When your girlfriend won't give it to you so you jerk off all day for seven days straight. At the end of the week the trickle of watery diluted cum is called splooge. This is not to be confused with Scrooge who was some cheap ass mother fucker. Also not to be confused with Squooge which is when you cornholing a woman you pull out and shoot all over her back and then use a squeegie to clean her off. If she's a real Slooge she will then lick the squeegie clean.
by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018
Get the Sploogemug. by TexanTennessean January 9, 2022
Get the Sploogemug. "Holy crap dude, somebody splooged here!"
"I just f*cked some chick in the bathroom and splooged all over the floor!"
"I just f*cked some chick in the bathroom and splooged all over the floor!"
by Hoodwinked Hoes November 2, 2021
Get the Sploogemug. A term for a female orgasm. It is both a verb and a nounYou just sploooooge. This term is erroneously applied to men, but these people are wrong! Just like only women can menstruate, only women can splooge. Simply put, splooge is to women what jizz is to men...
by sassyfrand January 20, 2011
Get the Sploogemug. To ejaculate.
Mary was sucking my dick and I splooged into her mouth, then she gagged and spat it out onto my stomach, what a bitch!
by Julie November 18, 2003
Get the Sploogemug. A mixture of male and female saliva, sweat, and sexual secretions. Often the result of sticky, sweaty, nasty, unprotected hardcore sexual activities
by skullodream August 26, 2008
Get the Sploogemug.