spider

those things you see crawling around your bedroom

oh look a spider...
cool

by anonymous_loser May 23, 2018

Spiders

litte black dots with 8 fucking legs and are fucking scary as hell and they can go rot in the fiery flame of hell for all i fucking care.

Jake:spiders are so cool!
Me;NO TF THERE NOT YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT DO YOU HAVE AN IQ OF FUCKING ZERO YOU DUMBASS BITCH?

by CrystalKid July 21, 2021

spider

An insect that has a lot of legs and eyes. Sometimes fur. Can be poison. Come in all different sizes and colors but are usually brown or black. Makes females scream.

I hate spiders they just crawl all over the place they crawl down my wires, crawl down my plugs, crawel down my wall and I had to go kill it with a book.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

Spiders

Spiders are 8 legged creatures that give you a heart attack when you see them.

Person: "ASDFGHJKL I HATE SPIDERS!"
Spider: Chill bruh, I don't harm-
Person: *hits spider repeatedly with a shoe*

by hellaturnt May 5, 2014

Spider

Call someone a spider either means that they are creepy or scary. Also if you say "they are spidering me" Then that means that they are creeping you out

"Omg you are such a spider"

by a_RaNdOm_GiRlY101 April 21, 2019

spider

a creature from the depths of hell that shan't be trifled with. It is a reincarnation of satan himself with 8 legs and 8 eyes. He can smell your fear, he can smell your soul. If one comes into contact with said beast. Respond by running away and setting the area around it on fire.

"Ahhh! a spider what a horrible beast!" *sets house on fire*

by ynaffit sedohr December 18, 2014

Spider

The most useless creatures on earth. They are eight legged freaks whose only purpose on this earth are to terrify the piss out of humans so much that they had to name a phobia after it... ARACHNOPHOBIA.

Jaime finally got some sense and unloaded a clip of air soft bullets on the useless spider.

by BNEW3702 October 27, 2008