by Magdimagdi12 April 13, 2020
an achronim for "MALE ASS GRABBER"
by CUNT FUCKER March 9, 2005
by Mike Eastman September 28, 2003
The Type of shoe you cannot afford. half the money of the shoe put towards the disease named Alzheimer's disease.
Sean: Yo, does that dude have nike mags on?
Ryan: Yeah, he must be a sneaker head.
Sean: Okay, they look so cool btw.
Ryan: Yeah, he must be a sneaker head.
Sean: Okay, they look so cool btw.
by JARRED M8 March 7, 2017
To fire a rifle or pistol as fast as possible until all ammunition in the magazine has been expended.
by Alcerus May 10, 2016
A magazine used when one is beating off or indulging in self-merrymaking. The term was coined from a website called "thejerkmag.com" which was intentionally named so to fleece people into thinking that it carries pornography while it has nothing to do with porn and hence makes a lot of money from the traffic.
Guy 1: "Yo, what is it that you're reading? You seem a lot quieter..."
Guy 2: *inaudible response*
Guy1: "Wait a minute! Is that a jerk mag?"
Guy 2: *inaudible response*
Guy 2: *inaudible response*
Guy1: "Wait a minute! Is that a jerk mag?"
Guy 2: *inaudible response*
by vaultimor February 18, 2016
Father: "There's a lot of banging going on upstairs, where's young Steven?"
Mother: "He's in his room, reading"
Father: "Hm, he's probably looking at a Jazz Mag"
Mother: "Good gracious no, he's not that kind of boy. He's probably just exercising, and he's never liked Jazz music"
Mother: "He's in his room, reading"
Father: "Hm, he's probably looking at a Jazz Mag"
Mother: "Good gracious no, he's not that kind of boy. He's probably just exercising, and he's never liked Jazz music"
by Chris S - Mcr April 1, 2009