unload the groceries

to throw ya guts up real good

had to unload the groceries after havin a good feed

by CUT THE CHEESE April 3, 2006

the grove

The Grove is a fake-European upscale shopping mall in the Fairfax District of Los Angeles' west side, near West Hollywood (and not too far from Beverly Hills). It was built to look like a central historic district of an old Mediterranean city like Nice, but it is only five years old. It is a perfect example of "fake history" - building something new that looks like it's old while actual older parts of L.A. are left to decay. It was built next door to the Farmer's Market, a collection of shops that was one of the last landmarks of old Hollywood left. While the Farmer's Market still keeps some of its old vibe with a mixture of tourists and aging locals, the stores in the Grove are the same overpriced "designer chains" that one can find in any mall in America, and the whole place is so fake looking it's sick. The Grove has incredibly worsened traffic on the west side of L.A. particularly all the shortcuts that one could once take to get from the west side to Hollywood are all fucked up now because of the massive traffic of people going to The Grove. I for one wish that it was never built.

"It's been hard to come over to your place ever since The Grove was built, because now there's permit parking on the streets and traffic is really fucked up"

by Rattus cattus October 20, 2006

The Governor

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"

Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!

by JB July 24, 2008

Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.

v. To masturbate.

Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.

This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.

1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.

2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.

3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?

by Drew Peacock. September 27, 2009

the governments of the world

see -----> Satanists.....

Hippies are fuckin nerds.Kick them.

by Jesus March 13, 2005

Fuck The Goverment

Anarchy, down with the goverment, taxation with out representation, legalize medical marijuana, and gtfo of office! we dont need you anymore, hell i dont think things could get much worse if the people ran this country?

1: hey did u see that ass fucking fuck the goverment did to those tax paying, constitutionally protected american civilians in pensacola florida?

2: yeah they really ass fucked them dry, throwing them out of that city councel meeting like dog shit for speaking there minds fuck that shit!

by Dan shurak December 26, 2011

All Hail the Governor

A drinking game. A group of people sit around a table and count up to 13. When they hit 13, everyone says "ALL HAIL THE GOVERNOR!" and drinks. The person who said 13 will make up a rule for a number, for example, "On the number 5, everyone with a white shirt has to drink."

The count starts again. When it gets to (for example) 5, everybody (for example) with a white shirt will drink. When it gets to 13 again, the name of the game is yelled and the person who said 13 will make another new rule for another number.

Possibly the fastest way to get drunk in a drinking game, aside from Roxanne. It's preferable if you don't pick a rule that's universal to human beings, like "everybody with a heartbeat."

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13!

ALL HAIL THE GOVERNOR!

13 Person: On 8, everybody with a sweater on has to drink!

by Rikity March 26, 2011