The act of "snot rocketing", or projecting semen out of a womans nose after a man ejaculates in said woman's nasal cavity.
"Did you hear about Sara? She took that load in the nose from John and started borking everywhere!!!"
by Dr. Doal Gnob January 27, 2010
Get the Borkingmug. by Fox Handybread June 23, 2007
Get the Borkmug. by Onyx Banana November 21, 2013
Get the Borkmug. by David Hasslehoff June 23, 2005
Get the borkemug. Bork
Verb;
To repeatedly overthink or under think a conversation or situation far above and beyond a simple screw up. Commonly achieved by saying something or doing something really stupid.
Verb;
To repeatedly overthink or under think a conversation or situation far above and beyond a simple screw up. Commonly achieved by saying something or doing something really stupid.
I totally borked last night when I asked my roomate if it was possible for him to physically beat my dick off.
by Call me Cal September 23, 2019
Get the Borkmug. 
Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"
You just got donkey borked.
That new hairstyle is totally borkified.
"My cowboy friend marty is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"
A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him and the hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted, then he borked him.
That new hairstyle is totally borkified.
"My cowboy friend marty is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"
A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him and the hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted, then he borked him.
by Kincaide&MrCutie November 8, 2008
Get the Borkmug.