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2 in the pink 1 in the stink

A sexual maneuver in which the male/female who is performing this technical/magnificent act, uses a prime number of digits (3) from one hand to pleasure a female recipient. The pointer (index) finger is used in correlation with the middle (digitus medius) finger, as both are to be inserted into the vaginal cavity of aforementioned recipient. Digit #3 is your pinky (baby) finger, which will be used to"fullfil" the final structural component required to accomplish this maneuver. All three digits are to be placed INSIDE the predetermined placement points (PPP), simultaneously. Once you feel like all three digits have been properly placed, you can move on to the next phase of the maneuver. Slowly move your digits in a thrusting, in-and-out motion. This is the basic movement used to achieve the pinnacle of pleasure (POP). Any additional choreography is to be used at your own discretion. Note: some form of water/silicone based lubricant is not a mandatory requirement, but does come as a recommendation. This maneuver could also be called "The Shocker." Not to be mistaken for "The Spocker" or "The Show Stopper."
Me: "I overheard a college kid yesterday that said, 'Ya bro, 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, ha ha ha ha ha ha.'"
Co-worker: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Me: "That's what I said! I can't believe all the nasty things people do in the sack."
Co-worker: "No kidding."
Me: "I'm going to try it on Felicia tonight."
(Moment of silence)
Both: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
by JungkwonkoreanbceIV September 12, 2016
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GOIN' IN FOR THE PINEAPPLE

Being brave enough, visionary enough. to attempt something extraordinary.
He's way outta my league, and he'll probly hard pass, but I'm goin' in for the pineapple.
by Billiam Boy September 7, 2019
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the pink one in the corner

Climbing route even Alex Handhold can't climb
by es jonne September 12, 2020
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The Pink Floyd Sound

Psychedelic rock that is played at a medium to high volume. Usually incorporated with acid. Many of the song are ununderstandable if you have never done drugs before.
So there I was listening to the Pink Floyd Sound while tripping on some hardcore LSD.
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 2, 2006
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ride the pine

The action of not being actively involved in whatever sport whose team you are on. Being benched by the coach for poor athletic ability
Coach Mcgirk told Tommy to ride the pine after missing his 3rd lay-up.
by RomanEcho June 13, 2008
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The Pinnacle of Blatant

To be in a state of intoxication due from inhaling chemical substances such as marijuana and being completely obvious in public about what you have just done whilst still feeling the effects.
'fuck off we're wasted'
'i wanna go homebase man'
'SHIT! that was like the pinnacle of blatant!'
by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 2, 2005
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Paddle the pink canoe

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.
by RobbieJor December 6, 2004
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