meteor fart

a fart that burns, whistles and leaves a very small terd in your underwear.

I just had a meteor fart and must now change my underwear.

by endoxis December 23, 2014

meteoric bulge

A bulge so gigantic even the gods cannot comprehend its power, Typically found in a black mans pants.

Man did you see that Tyrone had a meteoric bulge.
I know it was huge.

by Spencer's best freind December 20, 2016

meteor crash

when you want to break the awkward silence by flipping a table and setting shit on fire. also involves the breaking of pots and repeating bellyflops on the table.

Jake: BRO! jerry just meteor crashed my house!

by DAMMIOT January 19, 2017

Meteor Shower

The act of taking a shit on someones head after eating a lot of peanuts and having diarrhea.

Bro: "ay bra lets go frodin braaap braaaaap!"

kyle: "naw man, is that a peanut in you hair?"

Bro: "yeah bra just had a meteor shower"

kyle: "gnar"

by ld420 August 21, 2011

Social meteor

A social media personality who falls from popularity.

Tekashi 69 is a social meteor.

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019

Joe Dirt meteor

Shit that fell out of an airplane & is mistaken for a meteor

I ate fast food off a Joe Dirt meteor

by CrotchDocter87 August 4, 2018

Meteor shits

When you shit with such a force that it leaves shit meteors in your toilet that when you try to pee them off later excavate the middle but leave a shit crater on the bowl.

"Aw man I mixed brandy and red wine last night and had the meteor shits. Pissed on 7 craters this morning.

by Hedonismbot17287 October 6, 2018