We'll eventually have to sharpen the ax

A common saying for somebody wanting to leave a place, usually a party. Commonly used as a hint that you need to get going.

Well, David, we'll eventually have to sharpen the ax...

by Page Hansen February 22, 2007

I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you

To shoot someone, usually in the head and blood splaters on the wall behind them and the brains and blood look like cherry pie.

If you fuck with me I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you.

by Teeta January 25, 2008

i'll tell you the hell

a smart assed response used when someone has asked 'wat the hell?'. of course this is followed by wat is actually the hell.

i.e. Gabby walks in on her sister running about her room like a mad woman.

Gabby: Gwenn, wat the hell?!?!? you look like a retard!

Gwenn: the hell? you want the hell??? i'll tell you the hell. i just ate a bucket of sugar with a shovel!

Gabby: *sigh*

by Xx moonlight xX March 3, 2011

If you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive

A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.

"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."

"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean

a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him

"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"

by someonewhoshallremainnameless November 20, 2022

"I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”

The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.

Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"

by TopCop May 13, 2014

The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off

In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.

“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”

by Joshlerandmel February 17, 2019