A sexual act involving shoving uncooked lasagna up someone's anus and waiting for it to melt inside, after which a man has anal sex with the one with lasagna in their anus. When the man nuts, the mixture seeps out and is basically a salty lasagna.
Jhon: Hey Dave, I heard you Garfielded Heather last night.
Dave: Yeah, doing the Garfield gets get to come every time.
Dave: Yeah, doing the Garfield gets get to come every time.
by Metami May 6, 2018
Get the Garfieldmug. the most retarded and un-funny comic in exsistance that somehow grosses ~1billion dollars a year on stupid consumers
by Both Chooch and Bambam June 12, 2010
Get the Garfieldmug. When you have made a Human Lasagna you then eat out of the woman vagina. Saying "I hate mondays" is also optional to add some flare.
Tony: After I make the human Lasagna what do I do after.
Carl: Oh, just go full on Garfield on her, Garfielding gives massive amounts of pleasure to both of you.
Carl: Oh, just go full on Garfield on her, Garfielding gives massive amounts of pleasure to both of you.
by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019
Get the Garfieldingmug. Garfield-(Matthew Garfield)A great rapper from the west coast,that also goes by the alias of Kilo-G.One of the best freestylers in west pacific.
by kilo G September 30, 2003
Get the garfieldmug. When a ginger shaves his pubes and doesnt brush them off and gets a blowjob from a girl therefore leaving hair in her mouth which she then chokes on and coughs up a "hair ball"
by The Anonymous Garfield Bandit November 5, 2009
Get the Garfieldmug. a natural disaster that occurs in Day of Defeat when Garfield79 pwns multiple members of the opposing force and/or captures all the flags in a spectacular, very badass manner. endings: -ing -ed
by Garfield79 (BagofPot) October 21, 2004
Get the Garfieldedmug. A pinnacle of virtue and masculinity, equipped with godlike physical strength, an unbeatable penchant for one-liners and more skills and talents than an orange, striped Swiss army knife on steroids. His many deeds are recounted in the works of the scribe Shakespeare Hemingway.
"Why have you not invited Garfield? Do you fear to face real man?" asked Queen Elizabeth II to Prince William with challenge.
by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023
Get the Garfieldmug.