by Mayonnaise Vampire April 18, 2020
1. Referring to a masterbating male.
2. Referring to a homosexual male.
3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.
2. Referring to a homosexual male.
3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.
a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."
b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"
c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"
b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"
c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"
by big anna January 02, 2010
A fiery redhead known to sport an obviously pedophilic moustache and glasses of the 70's shooting variety that make one thing incredibly clear... He's got his sights set and he's aiming to diddle. He is the walking embodiment of a police sketch artist's depiction of a ginger deviant.
Did you see that panel van drive by? Get your kids inside, that thing belongs to the Crimson Diddler!
by Gbly January 11, 2019
He who diddles the skittle
by Vaginal Navigator November 14, 2010
by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003
by S_Dtulip August 30, 2023
"Hey Emma, have you met the new priest at our church yet?"
"Yes. But I have this really weird feeling that he's a bean diddler."
"Yes. But I have this really weird feeling that he's a bean diddler."
by B.D. Smith October 21, 2007