Colonel Lingus

N. A man who hides and constructs his work down in a bush or low brush. His work is tedious and usually unsanitary by means of odor. He lifts his head every so often to look for a satisfactory facial expression from his client and or onlookers.

Shhh, Colonel Lingus is deep in his work!

by L. Gooney January 18, 2006

internal colonel

An army colonel who has strong desires for his young male cadets who satifys his urges with night time bum raids.

That bloke is a real INTERNAL COLONEL!

by castrated weasel November 22, 2006

Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC

Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.

by Miguel Sanchez July 06, 2003

Colonel Stinkfinger

A nickname given to an individual after they perform sexual acts on a female partner.

Fred got Sarah drunk last night, and took her to bed. Now, Colonel Stinkfinger has a stinky finger.

by ferg-o-mite February 19, 2010

Colonel Cram

The act in which a male or female makes a fist and shoves it
up there partners ass. Called a colonel cram because you are cramming a fist up someones ass, and often the partner is inclined to scream "COLONEL" when the act is being performed on them

Sam gave me a colonel cram last night, and man I screamed "COLONEL" so loud it was amazing

by Preston dude December 07, 2006

Colonel Angus

1) Say it really fast
2) now if you know how to say it... it is cunnilingus
3) definition Oral stimulation to the clitoris or any other vaginal area.

"Colonel Angus you make good me feel so good." skit from Saturday Night Live

Charmie says you know what that means right Sam? I'm like uhmmm...Colonels Fried Chicken?
Charmie says you know what fellatio is right Sam? I'm like uhmm...Filet-o-fish?
Charmie laffs. I say to her..I do know what a fluffer is..I just learned it last week from Urbandictionary.com and I wouldn't mind doing that.

by Sammy Vellani March 31, 2003

polishing the colonel

Jerking off while eating fried chicken

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.

by Billstar55 February 17, 2014