An illusion experienced by would-be comedians, consisting of a raucous laugh track playing in their minds every time they think they’ve said something funny.
He would pause after each funny-bomb he dropped, waiting for the phantom laugh track to die down so he could continue his random and pathetic attempts at humor.
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Get the Track Rat mug.a sport that is often neglected and not thought of as a "sport" although it is probably one of the hardest sports that a school could offer (oh im sorry i forgot that cheerleading is SO much harder...). It is quite similar to outdoor track and field however the practices are either held outside in very cold temperatures and in the snow (dont touch the snow) or inside in the hallways. The meets are held on stuffy, dry, sometimes banked (ugh) tracks where you sometimes have to auction off drawings to get a good seat.
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