Texter's Remorse

The feeling of regret that ultimately comes over oneself when he or she sends a text message and instantly wishes they had said something else.

An extreme example, because I cannot think of a decent one>>>

Text: Hey honey, I am all lubed up and ready for us to *Removed* later tonight.

"damn I meant to say how was your day"
(he has Texter's Remorse)

by ShreddedDreamz October 10, 2008

Texterupt

When someone texts you, and then while you are replying, they send you another text, forcing you to stop and change your message.

"Stop typing so fast, you keep texterupting me."

by Matt Haith May 10, 2014

Sleep Texter

1. -Noun- One who texts so much that they will unconsciously text someone.
-Usually a mix of nonsense words strung together or even random letters

Ah zombue slpxisnon not mnys faukmlt
^^Prime Example of a Sleep Texter's Message^^

by Shaecole January 2, 2009

texpert

Person with lots of book learning but little practical experience or knowledge. A pedant.

From the Beatles' song "I Am the Walrus".

"Expert, texpert, choking smoker, don't you hear the joker laugh at you?"

by Jasper Ferg March 20, 2011

tehee

A Cute Grilish Laugh, Sometimes Used By Men In Online Covos For Laughs.

xxxLolxxx: Hahaha You Suck
TheChris2227: Tehee

by Shiggy Maru & J Green September 29, 2006

Texpectation

At the point where a text message is sent to someone there is an expectation to receive one back, this wait...usually long and painful is known as the "texpectation"

I really hate having texpectations sent on people, because if they don't answer me...I feel clearly ignored.

by Vromsky March 2, 2009

textegesis

1) Critical explanation or interpretation of a series of text messages in the hopes of constructing a coherent narrative from them.

2) The exegesis of text messages.

After Joe broke up with his girlfriend, he got hammered and texted her 25 times in 3 hours. The next morning, he had a significant bit of textegesis to do.

by weyus December 9, 2009