fortune teller

The act of holding the shaft of one's dick with one hand and rubbing the tip with the palm of the opposite hand.

Friend A: How was your night?
Friend B: Great, that girl from the bar gave me the fortune teller.
Friend A: Very nice.

by MCBronson617 July 26, 2009

Tekershee

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Now your name's in the dictionary!

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by K8lin August 1, 2003

Telerock

1) two or more homies smokin trees over the phone, typically synchronizing the session with a countdown (3-2-1). Original tradition started by p dreez and kid thrillz cerca 2002.

2) Toke trees with a good buddy to have some company while you smokin

3) Having a smokeout with a long distance homey over the phone.

John and James were telerocking
I was bored last night so I called my homey to telerock
My homey and I decided to have a telerock sesh

by Kid Thrillz June 24, 2010

telerape

Masturbating to an unwilling thought subject.

"And later I'm gonna masturbate, and I'm gonna think about you, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Louie C.K. expressing his intent of telerape

by SpasticPlastic April 21, 2013

Teeler Mihzner

The correct pronunciation of Tyler Mizner's name.

Lexi hates it when Teeler Mihzner stares at her without looking her in the eye.

by famous-youtuber-thomas-lacy May 10, 2019

tekereaysa

she is a person who speaks her mind and doesn’t give a fuck about what anyone says sometimes she can be rude most of the time she is a loving person

girl you need a tekereaysa

by tekereaysa October 8, 2021

Tekle

Tekle is a guy that is extremely sweet and kind. He is a guy who makes everyone smile. He might not be prince charming, but he is a sweetheart. He is good with people, and he surrounds himself with the people he loves. He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. He is a man of his words. He is cute and when you find him, you never forget him.

Short way to call Tekle is Tek

by Tekle November 22, 2021