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hog's tether

A short distance--either literal or figurative.
1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!

2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.

3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.
by Rogue6 June 15, 2013
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teeter fracking

Teeter fracking and it’s original origins is still under Discrepancy, however; much speculation is placed on the Girl Scouts movement of 2012. WARNING The actual process is timely and dangerous, but can produce incredible results. A teeter frack involves either a male or female inserting a catheter in both parties urethras. At this point it is now possible to thrust piss from one bladder to the other creating a teeter totter effect.
Hi Gregorgay how about we link up our cocks and we can thrust some piss in each other teeter fracking style
by Gregorgay July 19, 2019
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tallahassee teeter-totter

When two adults take part in respectable, consensual sexual intercourse.
"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."
by Luzak Wilkerton July 26, 2014
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tethertitty

To play tetherball with someone's titties. Tethertitties can be slapped with your hand, your dick, or any other body part.
I was playing tethertitty with that bitch all night, rouge!
by I. M. Horny September 24, 2011
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russian tetherball

the strong resistance felt in the penis when trying to urinate after mastrabation.
the moans and groans coming from the bathroom was just victor, who was going through a bit of russian tetherball.
by anonymous ass March 25, 2003
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Tether apologist

A Tether apologist is someone who defends Tether, a BVI-registered company that has issued tens of billions of dollars worth of dubiously backed stablecoins.

Tether apologists are generally bitcoiners who want you to believe that Tether is a legit business and that tethers are fully backed by cash or something similar.

Tethers are the main source of liquidity in the bitcoin markets. If authorities were to seize Tether's bank accounts and haul its operators off to jail—or if crypto traders were to suddenly stop accepting that one tether is equal to one dollar—the price of bitcoin would tumble.

Tether apologists are typically people who benefit when the price of bitcoin goes up. They either own bitcoin or operate a bitcoin-related business, such as a crypto exchange, an OTC desk, or a high-frequency trading firm—or, in some cases, work for a media outlet that focuses solely on crypto.

The Tether apologist will sell his or her soul to keep the crypto markets strong. He or she will go to great lengths to encourage retail investors to pile their hard-earned cash into bitcoin. Often that involves attacking nocoiners, who believe tethers are backed by thin air.

The Tether apologist claims nocoiners are salty because they missed out on buying bitcoin at a low price. And they blame nocoiners for spreading FUD about bitcoin.

Tether apologists believe that the world owes them everything because they are part of an elite. They are megalomaniacs, misogynists, incels, and losers.
Larry is a tether apologist. He keeps tweeting about how Tether is operating in good faith and claims he believes tethers are fully backed by cash, even though that is not what he said a year ago.
by redrumshewrote January 25, 2021
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teenther

A half 8th sack, or 1.75 grams, used to describe the quantity of drugs you need
Ay hommie, lemme swing by for a teenther right quick
by you know me, its big D November 20, 2007
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