Technoted

That bloke online who could quite possibly be called Ted but isn't actually called Ted, just a name he got in Highschool.

Awwwwww cool it's Technoted and he's getting Pwned by some Nubs!

by Technoted June 23, 2010

technoparanoid

A person who suffers with paranoia about how information online & in databases about them may be abused by others who may gain access to it by any kind of technology devices.

After suffering a horrifying experience of online ID theft, she became a full-fledged virtual technoparanoid.

by BeauxZeaux December 3, 2011

Technotude

technotude - the attitude created due to the presence of technology.

As soon as my kids are on their iPad, they get a technotude and are such jerks!!!

by Megadith August 31, 2018

Techtarded

Retarded when it comes to using computers, retards using technology..

I can't snaptwat I'm techtarded.

by Hahahotroddinhaley November 8, 2020

Technotide

The overwhelming feeling or wave of technological advancements and information that can be hard to keep up with.

"With the rapid emergence of new gadgets and platforms, many people are experiencing a technotide."

by AbsoluteViking October 18, 2023

techno-tard

Any person living in a technologically modern environment who is either incapable of, or eschews attempts at becoming technologically fluent and competent. A person born in the late twentieth century, who despite ready access and exposure to devices like tape recorders, CD/DVD players, cell phones, computers, etc. is unable or unwilling to use or understand them.

He's/She's such a techno-tard, he can't even use a cell phone!

by Daisy HatesYou June 26, 2006

Techtard

One who is technologically ignorant or lacking sufficient computer skills to function like a modern human.

Grandma: I tried adding your Facebook wall to mine but I couldn't find you.
Me: What?

Grandma: How do I send a comment?

Grandma: And what is "the twitter?" Do I need to be on that?
Me: Stop being such a techtard.

by chickenb1tch December 17, 2013