termitsu

the martial art that is performed when two terminators encounter and start fighting.

The Sarah Connor Chronicles, better look at termitsu.

by FreakPopper February 24, 2009

termite mound

A variation of the beehive hairdo for black women. Named for the towering termite mounds of the plains of Africa.

Dawg! Check out the termite mound on that sista!

by wolfbait51 October 1, 2011

termitemare

The leading cause for waking loss of wood... at night... in bed. Considered a form of erectile dysfunction triggered by night terrors or a rather unsexy dream experience.

Termitemares directly counteract morning wood.

citation:

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His vivid termitemares of Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day (already a noted anti-disiac, 2 girls 1 cup, and Michele Bachmann with a corndog at the 2011 Iowa State Fair made it impossible for him to maintain an erection upon waking.

by jimseng September 2, 2011

tarpitting

"Slowing down because fuck the customer."

Apple is intentionally tarpitting my iPhone 6s to force me to drop $1k on a fucking phone.

by Enwych November 9, 2017

Termit

Termit or Duren is a type of person, who plays videogames and is rude to his neighbors. He also gets drunk as fuck.

Mom : Shut up alredy Daniel.
Daniel : Leave me be, I'll be a progamer.
Mom : Oh god, but u are bronze Termit.

by VidlákŠustr February 15, 2018

Termite Mound

when you poop so much it makes a stack of turds that touch your balls.

"I pooped out a termite mound and now my dick and balls are African colored!"

by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020

Termite

a wood killer, boner killer; in particular, an unattractive piece of clothing worn by a women.

My wife wore her termite bathrobe.

by Mjaxhunter March 22, 2021