TaperSpider

TaperSpider is a term to describe a friend. Essentially, it means they are like a Golden Retriever. They genuinely know how to make people happy and are a joy to be around. Sometimes they shit on the carpet though so thats annoying.

Dude why the hell did you shit on the carpet?

I told you man! I'm a TaperSpider, you should expect this!

Use the fucking bathroom!

by MrBlueSky March 27, 2022

red taper

an offensive term for meaningless, useless bureaucrat

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand

by Sexydimma December 26, 2017

Taper

The cowardly way a guy goes about phasing out a girl by gradually responding to calls and texts less and less or by responding only with short answers. (can be done by girls too)

This guy was totally into me and was texting me all the time but now he's giving me the taper! He responded to my last text with just a one-word answer and I haven't heard from him in over a week.

by katelindz December 9, 2008

tapers

Tools used for stretching ear lobes usually. Not an accessory, but many people do wear them as jewelry. It is not safe though because it can imbalance your ears, since the sides are different sizes. The gauge size is at the bigger end of the taper.

"Can I buy some tapers to stretch my ears?"

"She used tapers as jewelry and now her ears are uneven."

"Dude! Those tapers are for stretching, not wearing!"

by meowroar August 16, 2013

taterade

A beverage consisting of potato soup and gatorade. One of the worst things one can ever drink.

If you don't clean your room right now, I swear to god I'll make you drink your weight in taterade!

by the dirty liberal September 15, 2009

gaper taper

Someone who gapes people's buttholes and then tapes them up. It is a skill that requires great quickness and timing.

Ancient Japanese Samurai reflex training is said to be a common exercise in improving as a gaper taper.

Claude: Man I'm just not the gaper taper I was in my youth.

by Mick Onium October 24, 2012

tapering

when athletes stop working out before an athletic event and just start "knocking boots"

damn, Phelps started tapering early for the Olympics

by GeddyLee August 16, 2004