taint 

1) area between junk and asshole (funbridge)

2)anything you want

1) you just hit me in the taint, and it hurt.

2) lets go get some taint tonight.

taint by rick May 13, 2005

taint 

Taint is the spot between your ass and whatever genetalia you have. it's the perenium, but it's often called the taint. the reason for that is "t'aint your cooter, t'aint your pooter, that's why we call it taint." or "t'aint your bottom, t'aint your scrotum (scraw-tum), that's why we call it taint."

Bettie: Bob, your mustache is tickling me down there, you know, in my perenium!
Bob: Well, technically it's called the perenium, but I like to call it your "taint".

taint by millertime73 October 5, 2006

Taint 

Taint aka chin rest.

While performing cunnilingus, he rested his chin on her taint.

Taint by Joytime November 18, 2010

taint 

An American slang term for the human perineum.

"I decided that Yahoo could munch on my taint." (www.maddox.xmission.com)

taint by neptina March 24, 2005

Taint 

Taint on a female body is the area directly below the vagina yet above the anus. Its purpose is to seperate the tuna aroma of the vagina from the shit odor experssed from the asshole. Without tie taint, it would simply smell like shitty fish and reproduction of the human species would not exist.

Man, i went down on this bitch and she didnt smell like shit at all. She had a perfect taint. Smooth as a babies bottom.

Taint by Dan weird October 31, 2017

Taint 

't aint quite your arse and 't aint quite your bollocks it that bit in between

Pass me that cactus.... i have an itchy taint

Taint by Stuart_The_man_you_love_to_hate November 14, 2003

taint 

the perineum, the space between the anus and the genitals

Time: "Can Obama Escape the Taint of Blagojevich?"

Me: Oh, that is so wrong.

taint by kyrtap13 December 19, 2008