taint

Otherwise known as the gooch, grundle or chode, the taint is the region of the human perineum known as the perineal body. It is anatomically situated between the anus and the external genitalia (testicles in men and the vulva in women). This region is supplied by the pudendal nerve (also gives dorsal nerve of the penis or clitoris) which is the reason why this area yeilds pleasurable sensation when stimulated.

I can't wait until national shave your taint day.

by msample July 21, 2008

taint

Medical and anatomical nomenclature is "perineal body."

The word perineum is a broad term used to describe a large area that includes the scrotum/vagina, anus and skin that lies around that general area. Taint is not perineum, but is the central point that lies in the middle of the perineum.

The surgeon had to cut my taint because the baby was too large.

by ralas h aka veba matam January 28, 2008

taint

area between the back of the scrotum and the rectum

"Hey why is it called the Taint? " "Because it aint your balls and it-aint your ass"

by Sam Michel May 14, 2008

taint

The history of: Pluto was actually located between Uranus (Latin for balloon knot) and Neptune (which is Latin for marble bag) and was originally called Taint. Plato (philosopher) likened this comparison to the area between a mans "marble bag" and his "balloon knot" and the planet became known as Pluto after the great philosopher. Taint (or Pluto as it later became) was moved to the other side of Neptune by Caesar who thought Plato was a dick.

It ain't taint without Uranus!

by Subway August 24, 2006

taint

It Taint Balls and it Taint Asshole, but somewhere in between :)

My favorite part of the male anatomy Taint Balls and it Taint Asshole, but somewhere in between.

by runningman45420 April 30, 2009

taint

the area between the balls and butthole of a man.

Tequila tastes like taint sweat.

by JohnsiniusMaximus May 26, 2008

taint

1)The difference maker between the vagina and the anus, or the Ball sack and another anus
2)A jumping-off point, a place of decision
3)Sweaty region that is curiously intriguing to its owner

1)He has learned that starting from the front was crucial, as one time he had boldly worked his way from the asshole forward, only to encounter a man-sized taint.
2)The presidential candidate announced that he had moved beyond his own taint, and was ready to make the sacrifice for the good of the country. He was entering the fray, and would help to heal the taints of the American people.
3)He could not help but do a quick taint test during his filibuster, and for that Senator Strom's reputation was forever tainted.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008