Taiwanew

A Taiwanese Jew.

Is the Sichuan Chicken Kosher for our Taiwanew guest?

by Jeremy and Krissy October 16, 2008

Taiwanese Mountain Climber

The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.

tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber

by xXxpidgexXx May 24, 2009

Taiwanese Blowjob

A Taiwanese Blowjob is a unique form of fellatio involving two prepubescent boys, for servicing the testicles, and one hermaphrodite, for servicing the shaft, of a man's penis.

Brian Antczak: "This situation is messier than a Taiwanese Blowjob!"

by Meowsus October 18, 2008

Taiwanese Butt Fuck

When someone sticks their asian eye under someone's anus and the other person has liquid diarrhea. the he puts his dick over her eye to get the shit on his cock and then proceeds to butt fuck her.

"So he told me about a Taiwanese Butt Fuck, and when I fell asleep he proceeded to perform that action."

by Kyle Dennis October 19, 2008

Taimanin square massacre

An event that never occurred in history

Guy 1: "Hey have you herd of something called the Taimanin square massacre?"
Guy 2: "-50000000 social credits"

by Runk-o-tron-1000 January 12, 2022

Taiwanese toaster

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.

That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.

by Queerbitchniggerfuck August 6, 2009

taiwanese tribal dance

The act of getting wrist deep or more in a person then proceding to pick the person up and fist pump and jump around and chant

Ya broski I taiwanese tribal danced with her all night

by S- MONEY GUCCI January 24, 2011