Tafting

The act of swiping or wiping a vagina on an object.

Shall we go Tafting today?

by Klutzzz9 April 18, 2011

Governor Taft

A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.

It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.

by Drizzy1333 October 23, 2016

TAFT

This ain't fucking Texas

Texas oilfield worker: Well in Texas, we do XYZ

Oilfield worker from everywhere else: TAFT

by Funkman1025 May 29, 2023

Taft

When Barney does some taft shit.

"Barney, you fucking taft"

by Squander December 29, 2021

taft

that’s actually fire tho

bru that’s actually fire tho taft

by $) July 15, 2022

taft

taft means life sucks

Hey hows life? taft Oh.

by handlespace October 4, 2023

Taft Highschool

noun; a school for the wannabe gangbangers, rappers, drug dealers, and pedos. Parents let kids go as opposed to the insane asylum. And security guards are real discord mods and don’t give 2 shits unless you steal the toilets

Person A: How’s high school?
Person B: Pretty weird, I go to Taft Highschool

by Fomatron November 4, 2021