TAFT

This ain't fucking Texas

Texas oilfield worker: Well in Texas, we do XYZ

Oilfield worker from everywhere else: TAFT

by Funkman1025 May 29, 2023

taft

that’s actually fire tho

bru that’s actually fire tho taft

by $) July 15, 2022

Taft

When Barney does some taft shit.

"Barney, you fucking taft"

by Squander December 29, 2021

Tafting

The act of swiping or wiping a vagina on an object.

Shall we go Tafting today?

by Klutzzz9 April 18, 2011

Taft

When you fart and a little bit of shit comes out. Usually used when trying to be a bit more discreet.

"I need you to bring me a change of pants. It was a taft."

by anonymous September 14, 2020

TAFT

This Ain't Fuckin' Texas

For Texans, there are two states in the U.S.A. Texas, and TAFT. This ain't fuckin' Texas

by Chisolm Trail December 17, 2017

Taft

Slang for trash, typically used by educated people

That school's soccer team is Taft. They haven't won a game since 1969

by Bennybo145 November 5, 2018