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skorted

The moment you realize, via some form of movement or change in perspective, the girl you thought was wearing a really short skirt is actually wearing a skort, much to your dismay. You thought you were going to see panties or some bootie, but no, it’s shorts under there.
Man I got skorted so hard last night. There was this pretty little thing dancing up on the bar and I thought she was going to treat us all to an up skirt but then bam! Skorted!
by Good One Sean November 30, 2020
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Shortedsheeran_v2

The second account of the original Shortedsheeran. He has powerful connections to ghostiiizzz.
Hey did you see Shortedsheeran_v2’s new video?
Who?
by Shortedsheeran April 4, 2022
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sworded

When someone was a baddie and swears
OMG!!!! YOU SWORDED!
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SORTED

Sorted is the feeling you get when your life is in order. You feel sorted when you solve a hard problem in a blink of an eye. It may be dodging weekend work briefs from the boss or ordering food online without surfing 100 restaurants in the app.

That is exactly how you feel when you subscribe to Meal Plans by Sorted. Because then, you can just relax and delicious food will reach your doorstep every single day without fail. And you know that the food is balanced & healthy and cooked in hygienic kitchens too.
Sorted App's Weekly Meal Plan has made my life easy. Now every day, they send yummy foods to my home that too on time.
by Sorted June 21, 2022
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Swarted

When someone is thwarted by a sword
Oh no The knight has swarted my plans!
by Shiver me December 1, 2022
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Sorted

Handled properly and as necessary, giving one what is deserved.
by Setkhaos84 September 3, 2022
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Sworded

A newer baseball definition/unrecorded stat popularized by Trevor Bauer, it describes getting extremely jammed on a pitch and not being able to finnish a swing
"Eric Sim got jammed on a high and inside fastball"
"Joe Kelly just threw a wicked 2seamer with a crap ton of run, couldnt help but get sworded"
by Some random baseball guy February 19, 2024
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