swoofing

the act of artfully or purposefully losing traction in snow or other inclimate weather

bryan was so excited by the 2 inches of snow we got that we had to go swoofing in the truck.

by erin knight February 3, 2010

Swooshbag

Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."

Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.

by GullibleZine October 21, 2008

Swooping

When you leap hope your dick ends up in the right hole.

Swooping: I swooped this girl last night and I broke my dick.

by NEModels December 18, 2017

snooshing

When a man had a wiener so big that it constantly hangs out of his boxers.

Yo, I saw Josh in his boxers the other day and he was snooshing!!! OMG LOLZZZ

by PorkyPie123 November 23, 2009

smoothing it

The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.

ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

JERRY: You have a standard fake?

ELAINE: Mm-hmm.

JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*

ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!

by blacklung4 June 10, 2011

Sloshing

The term for female masturbation. The equivalent to fapping but directed to females.

Fae gets off by sloshing to her boyfriend from Canada via webcams.

by UwarsBetty March 12, 2008

ShoShingo

Volatile owner and parttime operator of the semi-popular Mugen Sex website. Operating as Dead Panda, provides selectively chosen current events regarding the MUGEN community.

ShoShingo is the King of Infara.net.

by anon April 6, 2003