Surgeon's Delight

The act of cutting someone open, removing the spleen, ejaculating into said spleen before pissing inside ribcage before reattaching the cum filled spleen.

Surgeon: I just gave my patient a Surgeon's delight!

Patient: Doctor what the fuck?

by Poopoobutt4532 July 19, 2025

Brain surgeonize

When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.

"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

Earwax Surgeon

A non-certified doctor who is in the practice of removing ears away from earwax. Earwax surgeons are very precise, gentle and careful in their removal of ears from around thick yellow, brown, and orange balls of wax. The surgeon may also use many tools such as Bobby pins, pipe cleaners, lead pencils, and scoops.

The Earwax surgeon carefully removed the ear from around a thick ball of wax.

The Earwax Surgeon placed the freed wax sample into a plastic bag, and dated it.

by Pidontplay April 4, 2024

Surgeon

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“dr han, i am a surgeon.”
“sit down.”
“I AM A SURGEON.”

by the beast of banff May 12, 2023

Burger Surgeon

That one guy who always picks apart their food before eating.

Jesus, Carl is being such a burger surgeon.

by FrySeal April 28, 2017

Play Surgeon

Just like playing Doctor (sex game), except that (at least) one participant is menstruating (on her period).

She invited me over to play surgeon-- do you still have that box of latex gloves we got from the free clinic?

by dogbert dog December 24, 2012

street surgeon

Another name for a road worker.

"Hey, why aren't you taking 5th ave?"
"Street surgeons are performing an operation there, traffic is going to be backed up all the way to midtown."

by Toomanygs December 1, 2021