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Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
by zerglegacy February 26, 2017
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Suck My Richard

A witty yet useful alternative to "Suck My Dick" when you are at work or around children.
This is the best cake you could find for my kid's birthday??
Suck my Richard.

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You still haven't started the report? it was due like yesterday!
Go eat a Richard.
by ae7 August 5, 2010
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Suck the head

When you suck the juice out of a a shrimp or crawfishs cranial area.
Do you know what suck the head means? Cause I came here with Keith once, and he didn't know. I mean, it ain't nothing bad, it's about eating.
by Ellis5 November 5, 2009
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The Suck Zone

It's the point basically at which the twister sucks you up. That's not the technical term for it, obviously.

- Dusty, "Twister" (1996)
by Cocohorse November 23, 2015
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Niggers Suck Drunk

Getting so blackout wasted that even a person who's not normally racist will start cursing god damn niggers.
Johnny put on quite the performance last night.

Yeah, he got niggers suck drunk
by Aunty Jamalma February 14, 2012
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Tango Sucka

Battle terminology. A term used to signal to teammates nearby that a hostile has been eliminated, interchangeable with the more familiar phrase, "tango down." Originated in Arabic speaking countries as "tango sakat," where "sakat" literally means "fell".

The phrase first became an English slang, albeit in a different form, during the Persian Gulf War in 1990, presumably after hearing enemy combatants in close proximity reciting the Arabic phrase. After the engagement ceased, accounts indicated that a small number of US ground forces used the phrase "tango sucked it" in place of "tango down."

When "tango sucked it" is spoken with a sense of urgency, the listener often would confuse it with "tango sucka," where "sucka" is a slang popularized by the US music industry. It is unclear when the shift occurred, but generally believed to be a gradual and localized process.

Following the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001, accounts from battlefronts in Afghanistan, and later Iraq, spoke of a wider adoption of the phrase in place of "tango down."

In 2009, the phrase was inadvertently, and possibly unknowingly, popularized by Modern Warfare 2, developed by Infinity Ward. In the game, members of the Arabic faction would announce "tango sakat" when they kill a member of the opposing force. However, the phrase sounded like "tango sucka" to the player base, majority of which spoke only English. Search "MW2 tango sucka" on YouTube for examples.
(Soda kills an enemy sniper)
Soda: Tango sucka!
Tac: Good kill. Good kill.
Rebenko: Forward area clear! Move out!
by Stanovoy January 14, 2010
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U suck dick lol

Person One: Lol u gay

Person Two: Well u suck dick lol
Person One: *dies* questions the existing of the universe
by Knicklichtchen September 12, 2018
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