saroids

an amazingly strong gymnast named sarah. she can intimidate any guy out there and can take any girl in a fight. she is an all around amazing person and loves her strength.

"watch out its saroids!"
"dont mess with saroids she'll kill ya!"

by sarah namridi April 15, 2009

Steroids

Denoting a type of synthetic hormone, but more often a word used by jealous people, and internet haters/trolls in conversation to explain and excuse their own lack of success in fitness or weight loss.

"Yeah I know you can't see my abs, but that's only because I am not on steroids." or "That guys is definitely on steroids, because he is in better shape than me."

by hatersarejustlosers November 1, 2018

pig on steroids

A pig on steroids is not actually a pig, it's a bore, who likes to accuse people of eating their fathers. They carry axes or blades and kill anyone who eats pork, even though they are bores. Don't be scared if they accuse you of eating their fathers, just punch them, they will run away and cry. They don't like their fathers, they just want someone to die. Of course they are lying and they would be glade if their fathers got eaten. It's a tradition for fathers to cut their fangs out at 12, around the age when puberty begins. At the end of puberty their fangs grow back and 2 more grow.

Pig: "Ben 10! You ate my father!"
Ben: "No I didn't! I would never do it!"
Pig: "Lies, all lies!!!"
Ben: "Well you are just a pig on steroids!"
Pig: ":("

by Potatomine54 June 15, 2014

steroids

The breakfast of pussies.

Only lazy slackers with short dicks take steroids because they just can't cut it.

by Funployee June 21, 2007

steroids

A drug almost all Yankee players use to become good at baseball. Once their bodies start to break down from these drugs the Yankees try to void their contracts. But they like to keep other players who admit they were on steroids because they're still producing.

Person #1: Jason Giambi took steroids and the Yankees want to void his contract.
Person #2: So did Gary Sheffield.
Person #1: But he's still good so we'll let it slide.

by JasonGiambi December 10, 2004

Stroudsburg

One of the most boring towns in Eastern Pennsylvania. Filled with 'Gangstas' Skaters and idiots. The school system is terrible, as is most of the community. Mostly due to the influx of New Yorkers who consider this to be the 'country'. The school's are almost filled completely with Skaters, Preps, and idiot ghetto 'thugs'. 95% of them are morons.

Please, do yourself a favor, avoid Stroudsburg at all costs. Really.

by Mittens June 11, 2004

East Stroudsburg North

A recently built high school in Dingmans Ferry, Pennsylvania. Built because the East Stroudsburg School District became so populated they had to split into 2 different school systems. Although the name of this school system is East Stroudsburg North, it is not located in East Stroudsburg or even Monroe County. In fact, it is about a 30 minute drive away from East Stroudsburg. The school is filled with many wannabies, posers, and black/hispanic kids from new york/new jersey. Because they suck in all of their athletics, they claim that the ORIGINAL east stroudsburg highschool, East Stroudburg South are their rivals. However, east stroudsburg south has been rivals with stroudsburg highschool for almost 100 years. East stroudsburg north needs to relize that south is not their rivals and they need to relize they are horrible in football. North has never beaten south once in football. Never.They do have a decent girls basketball team, but this is only because there school has tons of tough black girls from new york city. so overall, this is a shitty school that can not even compare to the original east stroudsburg highschool,eastburg south, or any other highschool for that matter.

East Stroudsburg North Student-"Yeah man, our football team was amazing this year. We were almost .500!
East Stroudsburg South student-"Haha, well we won the Mountain Valley Conference again and you guys sucked, again. Well i have to go get ready for Turkey Day against our rivals, Stroudsburg. Get a life!

by east stroudsburg south student December 22, 2008