Strategic poop

1 Strategic Pooping: the act of timing your poops to only interfere with class time

See also: Great idea

Example: "I use strategic pooping to survive 3 hour boring lectures of fluids mechanics."

by Briguy69 November 24, 2016

strategically created words

Words or phrases society's leaders insert into society via the media to get people to use them, influence the things people will think about, and how they will think, feel, and act and in doing so mold the immediate future.

Society's leaders figured out that they can mold society and its members by creating strategically created words or phrases, or using established words in new ways and inserting them into society via the media in order to get people to use them and mold the immediate future in the ways which will be most beneficial to society's owners.

by but for December 24, 2017

Strategically Placed Cows

These are cows(as in the animal we eat)that have been placed by cattle ranchers strategically on large ranchlands to fertilize their fields. Also known as SPC's.

Look at all the Strategically Placed Cows, they're really doing a great job of fertilizing large expanses of Albertan prairie.

by astoriastory March 10, 2007

Strategic Churpse

When you chat up or 'churpse' a girl you don't actually like to make someone you really fancy jealous

"Does Matt like that girl he's with?"

"Naa man, it's a strategic churpse"

by BBB23 April 29, 2010

Strategically placed

AKA Camping, a person (or persons) strategically placing themselves in a place or for the most part a video game.

Ex1: "Dude I was Strategically placed in the house the other day Ashley came over!"

Ex2: Dude1: "OMFG these f*ckers are camping near A!"
Dude2: "No they aren't they are just strategically placing themselves in the game!....Noob."

by Quentin w. February 24, 2011

Strategic Littering

When someone drops their litter in a enemy's territory. Better when it is littered in an area they visit frequently (front of their house, their car, vicinity of their important possessions) because they will for sure have to pick it up.

Dude, i hate zach sooo much, i just strategically littered at his house. Fuck his gay ass garden.

or

If you found (insert type of garbage here) around your property then you're my enemy and you've been strategic littered! Biatch.

or

i like strategic littering my enemys, it pisses them off soo bad, and they dont know who the fuck it is!

by halo 2 cotton mastah February 25, 2009

Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

by Vince October 6, 2008