stranded turtle

an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.

fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle

by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010

Strangoclufuytporecomsa

It's a word you say to try to get yourself out of trouble.

Do you like Strangoclufuytporecomsa because I didn't do the chores.

by Nobody_important0 May 29, 2016

Stranded Gamer

The poorest version of a gamer.

-Usually someone with a really shit PC
-No money to spend games on
-plays mobile games and pirates games.
- Has nothing to do but play Minecraft with render distance at 2 or Roblox all day.

"Hey, look at that kid playing roblox"

"Yeah, his PC is at like 2 gb of ram"

"what a stranded gamer"

by ThiccLegend69 September 9, 2019

sidewalk standoff

When two parties approaching each other in opposite directions on the sidewalk are both walking on the same side, and they both refuse to move to the other side of the sidewalk to avoid a collision.

I was walking down the street and some guy challenged me to a sidewalk standoff, but eventually he moved over to the other side. Pwned.

by Chemchemtrain January 30, 2009

Sexican standoff

When two people are withholding sex from each other for different reasons.

Person 1: "I didn't want him to tease me, so he wouldn't let me tease him."
Person 2: "Oh, so you were in a Sexican standoff?"

by mygoodiessss November 30, 2011

Flexican standoff

When two gym rats aggressively lock eyes while lifting. (Often with flexual tension)

Bro these two bros were totaling having a flexican standoff . It wasn't gay though

by StarvinMarvin December 31, 2017

Pearl Strand

A hot, thick, long rope of man jizz shot across the neck and chest of your female partner.

Rachel sucked me till I blew a pearl strand across her neck.

Rachel laid in bed with the pearl strand oozing down the sides of her next.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018