stolen

When something is borrowed without asking and with no intention to give back.

Similar to robbery.

Mario: Oh shit! My Nintendo was stolen.
Luigi: Oh no! That is very bad.

by samthemanwiththecan y'all March 23, 2008

Stolen

When someone finds a real bargain or item for a really cheap price.

Guy 1 "Dude nice car, where'd you find it"
Guy 2 "In the Trading Post, it was only 2 grand"
Guy 1 " Stolen!"

Hometrick 1"OMG girl check out these Jimmy Choo's, they were on sale for $800"
Hometrick 2 " Stolen!"

by Grumple June 17, 2009

stolen dick

one of master carlin's dildos for nasty hoes. but not the really nasty ones

i wouldnt fuck her with a stolen dick!

by cock rocket July 26, 2003

stolent

When you lend someone a book or other belongings and they do not return it. Your property becomes stolent.

I lent Mary my favourite book and because she won't return it my book is stolent.

by Cheri Hill-Strathdee May 1, 2006

Stolen Comment

A very fucking cringe phrase that people in the internet who thinks they are number one use when they see a copied comment in a video with 1,000,000+ views. You can use "welcome to the internet" as a comeback.

User1: OMG, YoU CoPIeD that COmment Did'NT You?!1! That'S A StoLEN CoMMent!!11!!

User2: @user1 Oh YEaH, THeY DiD!!1! STeaLIng is BaD, THeY nEEd SoME OrigiNaLiTy!!1!1

User3: @user1 and @user2 welcome to the internet motherfuckers.

by HahaFkMyLife June 14, 2021

You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.

Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020

stolen bicycle

(Noun) -- a term used for an object or idea used to cause someone who's attracted to someone else to force their object of affection to talk to them. It often comes in the form of something being left with the romantically attractive person in question.

Entymology: The term "stolen bicycle" refers to the late 1990s/early 2000s Japanese cartoon program "Pokemon". In the show's early episodes, the main character, Ash, stole the lead female character's (Misty) bicycle. Later, she claimed to only be following him around on his journey until she gave her the "stolen bicycle" back. The real reason however, was that she was romantically attracted to Ash, and the "stolen bicycle" just gave her an excuse to follow him around.

Bill: "I left my Calculus book on that hot Jenny girl's desk. She walked off with it, so it looks like she'll be talking to me sometime soon..."
Rick: "Ohhhh... the old stolen bicycle trick. Gotcha."

by TripTerry April 5, 2009