Steamed Yak

a sexual act in which a man and woman make love next to a hotplate or skillet and when the man cums he does it onto the hotplate or skillet at which time the female drapes a towel over her head and holds her face directly over the now steaming plate or skillet taking deep breaths

I was all set up to give Lara a steamed yak, and at the last minute i lost my towel.

by Farleywasgod October 7, 2009

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Steamed Pumpkin

After a good long session in either a sauna room or a hot tub, your scrotum skin becomes saggy and loose, thus causing your balls to sag lower. You are to immediately walk over to your wife/girlfriend and slap your bag on her forehead and say "Steamed Pumpkin" when doing the nasty deed to her.

I just gave my girlfriend a steamed pumpkin!!!!

by Rude Donny October 24, 2005

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Steamed Susan

Defecating on an electric blue dildo, and instantaneously pissing in your mate's eyes, while reading Reader's Digest.

After a stressful day at work, Carl gave Melissa a red hot Steamed Susan.

by Reggie Bushes January 23, 2008

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Steamed

The act of spamming your Twitter with Kanye quotes, and #Steamed after every sentence. Bonus points to those who favorite their own tweets.

Mate, he steamed the hell out of me last night. Did you know Kanye favorites his own tweets?

by WhiteyDoBow April 26, 2015

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Steamed Crab

The act of shitting on your partner's chest while they are in a crabwalk position. Your partner then proceeds to walk around the room in a crabwalk position until the shit cools.

"My girl and I went to Red Lobster last night, but it wasn't until we got home that I got to have the steamed crab!"

by Bananahammer August 20, 2009

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