a Lurch like person, who sits in meetings and stares like a serial killer. most people realize a staron is mentally lost in space, but are afraid he is a serial killer. a straron will continue to sit at a table and stare at a wall after a meeting has ended.
by phil mias August 8, 2007
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(after awe-inspiring mind blowing event) I don't know who that person was, but they must be a Straton...
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(v.) To eat more than 5 pounds of food in less than 30 seconds, or just to eat large amounts of food very very very fast.
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I went to go hang out with Brett but he kept trying to pull the old Stanton swapmeet on me. It was super awkward.
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