squonk

Noun: The sound created by someone learning a new (particularly brass, string, or woodwind) instrument; halfway between a squawk and a honk.

Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.

"She tried to play middle C, but all she got was a squonk."

"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."

"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"

"Will that squonking never cease?"

by Rozax August 14, 2013

Squonk

An onomatopoeic word; the characteristic vocal sound of yaks.

"Squonk" said the yak, happily.

The sheep were baaing, the cows were mooing, the yak were squonking.

by leslieknope May 15, 2014

squonking

Middle aged balding men who like to finger small holes filled with either plastic but prefer silicone, they then suck on the tip of an affixed tube that produces vapour

Steve and Lee love to squonk,... They're always at it fingering their holes,... Constantly squonking

by ApcharA August 6, 2017

squonch

anytime during sex when a mans balls get smashed between himself and his partner this action is called a squonch.

Johnny was hitting it hard then lost his balance and that was when he received his first squonch...

by Ithunder9 February 28, 2010

Squonk

The high pitched sound of a river otter

Did you hear his squonk?!

by Tetrini July 30, 2018

squonk

see squiff.

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Squons

Alternative word used to describe money.

"Mate, I just found 50 squons on floor!", "Dude, you own me 10 squons from last night."

by Beyyy February 12, 2012