squid and the whale'd

To masturbate and take your ejaculate when finished and wipe it on random/non-random things.

Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?

Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!

by slole1 October 15, 2011

squiddlefish

a relationship involving two or more persons who, whether they wish to or not, cannot engage in an actual loving relationship. However, at the same time, they "hook up." They are not "friends with benefits", because there is a real emotional connection (example: love). For various reasons, however, they cannot be in a relationship at the current time.

"Hey man, are you and Suzy dating yet?"
"No, brah. We have a real emotional connection and hook up a lot tho."
"So why no relationship?"
"Well, there are a few reasons why we just can't be together at the moment."
"Is there a name for this phenomenon?"
"Some say we're Squiddlefish, i guess."

by The Love Physician August 3, 2012

Squid out

An emergency term used by those engaged in fisting when a quick withdrawal is needed. Takes its name from the shape the hand is in when removed with the fingers like the tentacles of the squid.

Shit, shit, Mary! Squid out! For God's sake, squid out!

by Naty1m August 26, 2013

naruto online squid

an online squid is a person who plays online games in the cheapest way possible, they use tactics such as doing the same moves over and over again or staying in one place for the entire session of a game, the online squid is also known for quitting a game just as they are about to loose

that naruto online squid just stood in one place the entire game and through shit at me, what a fucking squid

by joka zen December 29, 2010

cool daddy squid

Someone or something that is beyond cool or awesome; a person or thing that exceeds the normal description of cool, awesome, excellent or amazing.

Dude, that Rush concert was Cool Daddy Squid!

by Uncle CC September 29, 2010

Squid

Another word for an Idiot or Loser or Nerd.

“Sick jeans you squid.
“You’re a squid”
“Nice throw squid”

by Chefboyarqueef April 27, 2020

Squid Game people

A derogatory word describing asian people, often considered a slur.
Derived from popular Netflix show "Squid Game" and popularized by racist streamer "Viscoow".

"How about we eat korean today?"
"nah man im not in the mood for that Squid Game people food"
"wth man thats racist, youre actin like Viscoow..."

by banana phone 67 October 13, 2021