flirt and squirt

the action of a one night stand

I wanted to flirt and squirt with the girl from the bar, i will never see her again.

by travlax April 24, 2009

squinky

a huggable lovable individual who really means the world to you; someone you cherish your time with

You're a squinky

by M4rt January 25, 2023

squantified

Adjective

(comparative more squantified, superlative most squantified)

To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Verb

Simple past tense and past participle of squantify

Origin

Derivative of squantify

Carl squantified our household finances and now we can afford to go on holiday every year

by The Squanto September 2, 2019

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what was found on ms kayla stevens stolen phone along with her conversations with multiple guys.

miss kayla stevens getting trouble for watching x teen pussy asian lesbian girl on girl porn how to squirt, talking to multiple guys, and having a stolen phone.

by jesus' mother April 24, 2022

squirt cookie

When a bunch of bros are in a circle all trying to jack onto their own cookie. Last one to climax gets to eat all of the now-frosted cookies.

"Dude we played squirt cookie last night and now Phil has a stomach full of jizz-covered cookies."

by TurbanDictionary November 9, 2013

Canadian squirt gun

A slang term for a turkey baster, first used in the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy (which is also Canadian).

Guy: Who wants to work off Thanksgiving dinner with a Canadian squirt gun fight?

by Leadfoot Leon April 8, 2015

shortbread squirt

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.

Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.

by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016