squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Pinch and Squint

The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.

I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).

by ZHoff May 25, 2012

squinted

when a boy sits with their legs wide

they all sat squinted today

by elliemaerhodes123 May 10, 2023

squint grits

american chinese food, squint asian eyes, grits = craker food.

Go get some squint grits from that crazy mexican lady down the street.

by JoseOle April 27, 2004

Nuke Squint

Derogatory slang for Japanese people

Man pulls up in a Subaru. "Boy them Nuke Squint's sure do make a damn good car, I tell you what."

by GeneralNohacs November 2, 2023

The Japanese Squint

The art of of shutting one eye and squinting whilst watching Japanese pixelated porn, just to try get a better view of the cocks, clits and lips.

Dude 1:
"Bloody hell... Dave has only gone and got a permanent squint in his eye, The Doctor reckons his condition came from watching pixelated Japanese porn for six days on end"

Dude 2:
i think he has got The Japanese squint

by Lumberjack88 June 7, 2022

squint

When a player tries extra hard in an online video game to win, especially when that effort is not matched by the opposing team. Characterised by the player putting their their head extra close to the computer monitor and therefore having to squint to see what is on screen.

all-chat: when you squint to win
team chat: yea i know right lmao

by 1Head May 30, 2019