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squirt cookie 

When a bunch of bros are in a circle all trying to jack onto their own cookie. Last one to climax gets to eat all of the now-frosted cookies.
"Dude we played squirt cookie last night and now Phil has a stomach full of jizz-covered cookies."
squirt cookie by TurbanDictionary November 9, 2013

Baby Elephant Walk 

When a bunch of bros get on all fours, nekkid, and stick their thumbs in the bunghole in front of them and lick the fudge of their thumbs. Repeat until everyone has had the pleasure of tasting everyone else.
"Bro! We did the baby elephant walk and Gary's bung was so loose I had a hand full of feces to lick off my fingers!"