A vertically challenged midwestern milf who is well versed in the art of fornication and upon climax she unleashes a sea of fluids.
“Kyle” thought he had encountered an anomaly when, “Amber”almost destroyed his fresh linens upon climax. At that moment, “Kyle” realized he had stumbled upon a squirter girl, not a myth, fable, nor legend!
by #theCreamyCenter November 19, 2020
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Get the squirter squad mug.1. During sex, Crystal was partial to a finger or two in her dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.
by Truck 12 December 3, 2015
Get the Dirt squirter mug.Kyle: Did you hear that Rick got some chick pregnant.
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi
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Get the Firm Squirter mug.An old female squirting on her pineapple juice out of her vagina and into the nostrils of her husband/acquaintance.
Grandma: "Pour it in there"
Grandpa: "Alright its in"
Grandma: squirts
Grandpa: "Ahhh, that really cleans out the sinuses! Your a hell of a sag squirter!"
Grandpa: "Alright its in"
Grandma: squirts
Grandpa: "Ahhh, that really cleans out the sinuses! Your a hell of a sag squirter!"
by anal vibrations August 11, 2010
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by huckleberry March 28, 2004
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