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To request an item; grab, take, steal.
Dawgins, squib me another beer brother...
Squib by Squibking March 7, 2023
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Girl: Yo! SQUIB!

Squib/Evan: My real name is Evan, dumbass!
Squib by squibzee January 1, 2024
A thick, liquid discharge from the anus during peak arousal. With practice, one can aim the trajectory. It is NOT fecal matter.
"Yeah Cindy, you know how girls can squirt? It's like that, but out of your asshole. It's a squib."

"In a stunning act of athleticism, he completely a full back handspring. While mid-air, he squibbed directly into Zach's eyes."
Squib by Mahoser July 23, 2025

Squib Cakes 

"Squib Cakes" was a term that funk trumpeter Mic Gillette (Tower of Power etc..) used to describe the backsides of lovely ladies.

It was also a song by Tower of Power in 1974 on the "Back to Oakland" album.
Man! Check the squib cakes on that fine foxy mama - she's shakin' em and she ain't breakin' em.
Squib Cakes by zoobiewahh November 7, 2010

Squib load 

A defective round of ammunition that lacks sufficient power to force the projectile out of the barrel of a firearm.

Indicators of a squib load may include: little to no recoil, gasses directed back toward the shooter, or failure to cycle another round.

If you experience a squib load, point your firearm in a safe direction, and ensure that it is unloaded. Use a cleaning rod to push the projectile out of the barrel.

Never attempt to fire another round to force the stuck projectile out. This will create pressures that your firearm is not designed to tolerate, and will damage your firearm, and likely result in injury or death.

See also: Hang Fire
While shooting, I experienced a squib load. I tried shooting another round to force it out of the barrel. My gun exploded so now I'm missing fingers and my right eye.
Squib load by angry chocolate. February 14, 2014

Squib Cakes 

A song from the 70s

Genre: Funk, Funk-Jazz
Artist: Tower Of Power
Album: Back To Oakland (1974)
Jive Turkey: yo, uh, pass me the butter and, uh, some squib cakes
Smooth: Fo real?
Jive Turkey: uh, sorry, I was trying to be all groovy... and stuff
Smooth: It ain't no thang
Squib Cakes by B. Stern July 30, 2008