Squishy Joe

The act of urinating in your partner's rectum during anal intercourse.

"Hey Ernest, how about you let Brian give you a squishy joe??

by Stick May 5, 2004

Squishy

really cute old people
typically little old men

Margaret: LOOK AT THAT SQUISHY!
Debbie: NO. HE'S NOT A SQUISHY, HE LOOKS MEAN NOT CUTE.

by debbiexohno April 23, 2010

Squishy Jimmy

A condom that has been shat in. A Squishy Jimmy then gets put on the dick like a normal condom, and is used for whatever the hell the person wants.

(Derived from the term "Jimmy" meaning condom)

Tommy just ate a bean burrito. He has to take a massive shit but he's in the middle of having sex, so he shits in the condom and creates a Squishy Jimmy. Tommy then fucks his girlfriend while the shit is squishing all over his dick

by Dongalicious August 27, 2011

Squishy Science

A general term used to describe biology related science. The term originates from the image of a squishy cell that is often a symbol of the study of biology. It can also be used to describe chemistry as chemistry can be used in cell biology as well.

I'm so happy I don't have to take any squishy science classes as a math major

by sammyq April 2, 2017

squishy

I shall name him squishy, and he shall be my squishy, and he shall be my lunch

says Bakura to the cow

by daHawk August 14, 2004

Squishy

Having little health, shield, or overall limited survivability. Used by gamers to describe a shit charachter/avatar.

Warframe Player 1: I main Limbo.

Warframe Player 2: Fuck Limbo! He's squishy as fuck! And don't you dare use stasis!!!

by TheExtremeEvoker March 13, 2019

squishy faced retard

A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.

'You Squishy Faced Retard' said (Whoever) to the old man across the road.
=|

by iqbal February 21, 2007