Squelching

Squelching is the act of peeing and gooning (nutting) at the same time; applies to boys and girls

“I’m squelching so hard right now”

by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025

squelch boot

Having mad chafe in your genital region cause it to 'squelch' like a boot. Cause by not washing for a while

Bro, I think I have some serious squelch boot. Haven't washed in about a month

by therealfrenchtickler July 1, 2016

BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).

Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"

by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023

Squelch-monsters

Strange noises & sounds heard when occupying a cb radio, involving major static. Within the static, if you've been subjected to sleep deprivation ,which can cause you to hallucinate ,you may begin to hear strange people talking strange things. It's a very strange type of experience.

That chick was high on drugs & begin to hear squelch monsters & didn't realize she only needed to turn the channel dial on the cb radio back to ch 19 to get clear output & not hear them squelch-monsters provide such distorted content.

by Isris~Sebastián July 22, 2022

Squelching

The act of cutting your own penis off while ejaculating and then subsequently eating it as if it was a twinkie.

The elder sigma was reaching the end of his days, so he decided to give squelching a go.

by OogaBoogaMan99 June 5, 2024

Squelched

Squelchy/squelched - when one gets so high his voice rises four octaves high, making him sound like a cracked out Mickey Mouse.

Did you hear Bryan's voice after he hit the bong?

Yeah he's totally squelched right now.

by shanagains9211 October 3, 2022

Squelch

When it’s raining outside and your shoe is wet, it makes that noise that causes everyone to look at you like you have autism

Fuck. I’m squelching

by BaddSpelur April 16, 2019