Squeeb

The smoker that never has any smoke to share, but always shows up in the circle and smokes for free.

Shit man here comes the squeeb. I bet he ain't got shit.
Example: Snoop Dogg in Half Baked.

by Kalelkingofkrypton December 18, 2016

Squeeb

A person addicted to Scottish culture. The type to rock up at a party, full kilt and plastic bagpipes in hand. They'll only drink straight Scotch, even though it visibly hurts them. Entertainment includes the likes of Outlander and Braveheart. Despite this, often mistakes Scotland for Ireland. Do not attempt to communicate with, especially on topics relating to the UK in any way. Be careful of the accent; it'll sound more Mel Gibson than David Tennant.

"Mark's become a squeeb. The Ewan McGregor post on his wall was a little red-flaggish but I never thought it'd go this way."

by Disappointing Kumquat January 11, 2020

Squeeb

A made up word, combining squid and weeb. Literally no other definition than that. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar.

What's up squeeb?

by AnubisTheWise October 12, 2018

Squeeb

An educated dumb person. Someone who is lacking common sense.

She is such a squeeb.

by Atwge May 29, 2018

Pulled a squeeb

When you go outside and your not suppose to.

Oh no you pulled a squeeb

by Zebra1235 April 13, 2019

Squeeb

Somebody who listens to overly edgy metal, or squeeb metal (i.e. Slipknot)

That fatass Pat is listening to infant annihilator, what a squeeb.

by Bumporn September 19, 2018

Squeeb

Short for “Jonathan Busqueeb”. Something you call someone who crashes their car.

Jon is a squeeb

by TheFuck69 June 1, 2021