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Squash cougar

A squash cougar is a mature lady who enjoys partaking in the occasionally game of squash. And who can often be found, posting pictures of themselves on the internet inserting squash rackets into different orifices.
Gina's mum is a proper squash cougar, I seen her on squashcougartube she had a 145 head deep in her box. It was boss.
by Rego45 May 2, 2014
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Squassy

A word that describes a 'thicc' or 'jewzy' gluteus maximus or ass. Usually used to refer to either a woman or male that has a beautiful luscious bumole, but doesn't know it, but sort of does. Derived from the words used to refer to a thicc Squidward J. Q. Tentacles. Can be distilled down to the word 'Squass' as a colloquial term.
Daaaaammmnn! Tyrone look. That boy Squassy as heck nuggets.

Did you hear about Loretta's new Boyfriend. Damn! I'm jealous. That Loretta got major squass!
by Oatrich Tomath Bartholomew II September 5, 2018
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Squishy poop

ah man that is squishy poop on my leg!
by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019
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Squishy Roasting

The process of sanding a squishy to help paint stick better to a squishy when giving it a makeover. Created by Moriah Elizabeth on YouTube used primarily in her Squishy Makeover series!
"Let's get to squishy roasting" or "Time for squishy roasting"
by thatsonbeingmentallyunstable September 25, 2020
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naughty squishy

When you're squishy is misbehaving but she is still insanely cute and lovable.

Also, when a squishy is moping, she can be considered a naughty squishy.
(Mackenzie acting grumpy)

"You're a naughty squishy"

"No I'm not"

"Yes, you are sooo naughty"

"Grrrr"
by AJCOOKY December 16, 2018
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Beef squashed

The suppression of certain temporary aggravations between acquaintances.

The phrase is a dependent clause, not a verb or a noun.
Beef squashed, let's go to the bar together.

I love you man, beef squashed.

#beefsquashed
by 4bobthekiller June 20, 2022
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What the squash

A term used as a reaction to events, instead of using the overused expression what the f**k
"What the squash are you doing in the fridge!?"
by REALLYTHdudE April 12, 2020
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