squanto level

to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell

dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.

man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful

by the originals bro September 6, 2013

Squangle

Describes any relationship that is similar to the square-rectangle relationship: a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not necessarily a square.

Biology is a science, but not all sciences are biology. It's a squangle!

by SlauterHouZe101 July 11, 2019

Squantagio

a fellow who’s hips are wider than his shoulders

“that homie built squantagio”

“he was dealt the squantagio gene”

by Jonx Jornis May 10, 2023

Squawkward

A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant (hawkward) that is so hawkward the awkwardness is squared.

In the Young Audience series Animorphs by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic Inc.), Tobias (who is a hawk) had to explain to his uncle (who is an alien) the purpose of kissing, though neither of them had lips; this was a squawkward moment.

by Animorphs: The Radio Drama fan July 7, 2010

Squaksquakuaa

A male co-worker who is obssesed with male reproductive organs and constantly having them in or around their mouth

Hey Squaksquakuaa when your done slobbing on them knobs get over here and do some work.

by Non Squaksquakuaa May 25, 2012

Squanding

Bonding with your squad.

Ant'wan, Ca'tron, Knighttrain, and Ma' key$ha spent the afternoon squanding.

by Codegreen February 26, 2015

Squanch

As defined in Rick and Morty S02E10: "Squanchy culture is more contextual than literal. You just say what's in your squanch and people understand."

Squanchy: Rick Sachez! You psycho bag of squanch!
Squanchy: And you must be Beth, Ensquanche!

by BallFondlers69 April 6, 2020