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Dirty quagmire

When you fill every hole in your girlfriend’s body with insect pheromones and go camping for a week, so if you have intercourse you can enjoy the tingling sensation of worms, flies, maggots, roaches, and bees on and crawling into your dick!
Yeah I had to take Whitney to the ER because I tried to give her a dirty quagmire
by Trullucc August 26, 2022
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quagmire

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
by Elitist April 7, 2004
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Quagmire

n. The only word known by Max Polsky.
Guys, we're really in a quagmire here.
by Park School August 2, 2003
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Quagmire

Second funniest family guy character behind peter griffin always wants soemone to have sex with and always says giggity and says all right!
its quagmire giggity giggity goo!
by WavyCrip May 31, 2019
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a quagmire

when a guy gives a girl ruffies and she passes out. he then procides to have sex with her while she is asleep.
"I had a quagmire with her last night" Said John.
by Kbucker13 April 25, 2011
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scrotilius quagmire

a self or mutual indulgence into scrotal fascination or stimulation
I fell into a scrotilius quagmire
by bodkin77 March 1, 2009
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Kentucky Quagmire

When you are banging a girl that's on her period and it's leaking out everywhere making a nasty bloody mess. Also diareaha could act as a possible substitute
"I was banging that girl for the other day and got stuck in her Kentucky Quagmire"
by Toby Pound Town October 30, 2017
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