Sewanee

Formally known as the University of the South, it is the greatest college on the planet. It is viewed negatively by those who were too stupid to get accepted.

Guy 1: Gosh, I hate this preppy, alcoholic loser that goes to Sewanee.

Guy 2: Where do you go?

Guy 1: Mississippi State.

by JHGIII July 19, 2006

Denard Span

The distance between a male's testicles. Named for the Minnesota Twins outfielder by Detroit Tiger's fans.

My denard span is somewhere between 2 and 3 inches.

by SilentZyn February 28, 2010

Shwan

Shwan is the most kind and caring person you could meet. He cares greatly about everybody and works hard to show it. He makes all the girls fall for him, and is absolutely amazing. If u get a Shwan, hold on to him and never let go. Shwan is extremely funny and can always cheer anybody up. He has an amazing sense of humour and uses it to cheer everyone up. Shwan is a friend to everyone and is the sweetest person you will ever meet. If you know a Shwan, hold him tight and never let go of him. If you care for him, he will make sure to care for you. Shwan helps with anything you need and is glad to do it for you. Shwan is a girl's best friend, and a guy's best friend. He will always be there for you, no matter what happens.

Wow, Shwan's an amazing friend.

by theextremelygoodshepherd November 27, 2018

shwants

male sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area

She wants my shwants.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

shwantz

tallywhacker, penis

Tyler has a tiny shwantz

by Zookie March 29, 2003

attention span

Something I don't have much of.

*looses interest, stares in other direction*

What most teenagers have is a short attention span, not ADD or ADHD. They just want to feel special.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

Wing Span Test

Used by women to judge penis size of a prospective partner before actually getting down to business.

Fold the middle three fingers down and spread your thumb and pinky as far about as possible. This is your ideal "wing span". Anything less is unaccpetable.

"When you were making out with that Canadian, did you he pass the wing span test?"

by mememe626 November 18, 2009