Splunker

The water that hits you in the ass when you're taking a shit.

It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to dry off my ass after that splunker!

by Grondinelli January 24, 2009

Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin

A mix between a Slippery Slepunker and a Blumpkin. It's when you shit into a condom while someone is giving you head on the toilet. Then you fuck the person giving you the Blumpkin.

Last night I was giving Tom a blumpkin and he fucked me with his shit. It was warm... Oh, Tom gave me a Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin last week. So sneaky!

by Skanky McChicken March 27, 2009

Spelunky

Synonym for perfection, derived from a video game of the same name

Man my wife is spelunky!!!

by Shavlo February 14, 2021

Spelunkalotapus

The act of Spelunking... ALLOT!

That dude gets mad pussy, he must be a Spelunkalotapus.

Colin said to Tommy, "I went to the club last night and i became a Spelunkalotapus."

by Spe-lunk-allot-of-pus April 6, 2009

fecal spelunker

A male homosexual.

Chrithtopher ith a fecal spelunker.

by sbo May 14, 2011

anal spelunker

A being who enjoys inserting ones enlarged erected genitalia into another beings anal cavity(s).

"Shut up Craig, stop being gay, you anal spelunker."

by Twisted System™ August 12, 2006

spelunker

The act of inserting ones head into the vaginal opening of a female companion.

Luis- "Damn, I heard Sally is really loose"
Anand- "Yeah, I think Mike should give her the spelunker"

by JustSomeGuy2 January 5, 2009