spooned

to engage in sexual actions while the other partner is asleep

"he/she got spooned last night"

by a b00b May 29, 2004

sprong

A sprong is an agricultural hand tool. Other people may call them dung forks.

It can also be used as a verb.

the farmer spronged in the silage to the feed barrier with a sprong.

by Gangstagrass January 28, 2016

Sproles

When you hook-up with a guy or girl and when you see them the next day, you are immediately repulsed. You don't exactly hate the person, but you just feel an intense loss of attraction. You somewhat regret hooking up with them and you feel like you will never hook up with them again. You are overcome with the syndrome that is 'sproles' and now all you can do is talk about this problem to your friends.

"Yo I hooked up with Kristen the other weekend but when I saw her at class, I was super over it. I got mad Sproles dog"

by catdaddyswaglord February 20, 2017

Spronked

To get fucked up, messed up, destroyed, or embarrassed in the sickest way by/in front of your group of assholes/friends.

You: *your friend knocks you out of the course in GTA*

Your friend: hope you have insurance, cause you just got spronked!

You: *just got roasted so hard your considered burnt*

Your friend: Ooooooo, You just got mega spronked dude!

by MTMS Shooked November 21, 2017

sponer

spontaneous boner; an unexpected or unwanted erection of the penis

I was sittin' in church, and I got this sponer that wouldn't go down

by Beavis January 19, 2004

spoonerism

Transposing inappropriate begginnings on two different words.

Jordan made the ultimate spoonerism today when he said, "They were ligging the erections."

by Maria Klodowsky May 29, 2007

spooner

one who "spoons" (lay very close together, the way spoons do in a drawer) another of the same sex

STOP SPOONING ME, YOU SPOONER!

by ohlo August 24, 2005