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Sprint Mobile

Sprint Corporation was an American telecommunications company. Before it merged with T-Mobile US on April 1, 2020, it was the fourth-largest mobile network operator in the United States. Go fuck yourself T-mobile, now I can BARELY get a fucking signal.
"Sprint Mobile was nice"
"Yeah"
by Sprint MobileConnoisseur March 4, 2022
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sprint a deadline

to release a deadline so late there's essentially no genuine chance of hitting it
A: How's the project looking?
B: Well, I seem to be on track for the next milestone, but I get the boss is about to sprint a deadline on me.
by MrPiglet October 21, 2009
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the mind sprinted

An expression to use after a hard dawning you've had.

Often takes this formula:
"phrase dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."
"The fact that WWE is scripted dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."
"The way she balanced on those thin blocks dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."
by NonBad March 1, 2020
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Brain Sprint

When you think really hard about a very, very complicated problem at a rapid rate for a short and intense period of time and then, thankfully, come to a satisfactory answer after which you are complete spent and brain-dead as if "catching your breath".
The reason I'm lying down on the floor in my office is that I found a fatal flaw in the software and had a brain sprint. I think I'm done for the day.
by spiroc0724 July 3, 2018
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Song Sprint

When you're listening to your ipod, mp3 player, or CD; and find that none of the songs appeal to you, so you just keep going on to the next song until you're going so fast that you're almost not even stopping to listen to any of them.
Friend: "Why do you keep going to the next song on your ipod?"

Me: (stops) "Crap, sorry about that. I was stuck in a song sprint."
by melcal26 February 2, 2010
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Bong Sprint

A bong sprint is when one person takes a huge bong rip, then runs a 50 meter dash before releasing the smoke from their lungs. Then they get real high.
Allison: We're running low on weed, better make it last

Riley: Okay, we're gonna have to do bong sprints
by drugs and kisses February 16, 2013
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Whore Sprint

Similar to the walk of shame, the Whore-Sprint is the hurried manner of a male being led by a girl who is known for her experiences (see bike). Most often into bushes/corners at a house party or club. The male in question usually want to get into these areas as quickly as possible without being noticed.
Man, check out Mike doing the Whore Sprint, how embarrassing.
by Blake07 December 5, 2007
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