Sperm Racing

When two men ejaculate at the same time and put their sperm into a woman. Then they cheer on their sperm to see who will impregnate her first. True results will be finalized 9 months after said event.

Sperm Racing:Justin and Jared came at the same time and put it into Nicole.
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO! YAAAAAAAY! And now...We wait..

by Pheno Sony May 27, 2010

sperm pendulum

When a porn actress blows a guy and he cums. She then lets a big glob leak out of her mouth for the camera and instead of dripping off, it swings back and forth from her chin or from the guy's cock.

Man, did you see the sperm pendulum hanging off that girl's chin in that last scene?

by LarsGunblade August 6, 2020

sperm wail

The sound a man makes while shooting his baby batter.

The sperm wail was somewhat of a squeal, and all she could do was swallow it with pride.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

Spemkrat

A rat with an unusually large ballsack, that skeets everywhere

HOly shit look at that Spemkrat

by Douchetta May 4, 2006

Skrempf

The ebonics way of saying "strength."

Tyree: "Jamal pick that bafftub up!"
Jamal: "I can't I ain't hardly got the skrempf!"

by Longwong34 August 2, 2007

sperm-a-face

the prolonged look on a woman's face while waiting for her facial, characterized by rapid blinking of the eyelids

The advertisements in the back of the porno magazine is filled with sperm-a-faces

by mr butcher March 15, 2008

Sperm Spittoon

A derogatory term for a vagina belonging to a woman who has a lot of casual sex

Maggie! Put some pants on! No one wants to see your sperm spittoon!

by squidgit October 7, 2010