A spreadsheet that is filled with shite. Most probably it has been provided to the data team as a 'database' and contains everything from multiple date formats, to bizarre unicode characters and is unfailingly riddled with tab spaces and newlines. Whats more, a true speadshite should be sent to as 'Twenty five minutes work for the data team'.
"Did we the data exports yet? They should have sent them as XML files for each table"
"Well, we got a spreadsheet, but I'm having some trouble loading it, I get almost twice as many records when I try to parse it"
"Ohhh great, so another spreadshite, thats the 3rd time this week. Did they at least format the text fields for us?"
"Nah, chemical formulas just pasted in as ordinary cells"
"Fucking spreadshite"
"Well, we got a spreadsheet, but I'm having some trouble loading it, I get almost twice as many records when I try to parse it"
"Ohhh great, so another spreadshite, thats the 3rd time this week. Did they at least format the text fields for us?"
"Nah, chemical formulas just pasted in as ordinary cells"
"Fucking spreadshite"
by will_shatner February 3, 2023
Get the Spreadshite mug.When your partner keeps overly meticulous track of expenditure in the relationship pertaining to what you "owe" them, to the detriment of your physical relationship.
He was spreadsheeting every condom he bought and used with me. I had to pay him at the end of the month.
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When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.
Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events
Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events
Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?
by vdw17 April 14, 2023
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Get the Spreadsheeted mug.A holiday celebrated on the 13/11 every year, it is a day where it is actually a custom to spread others’ secrets and one’s friends are forbidden to be angry with them for the action.
Date: 12/11
Yitz: “Hey Spreadston, don’t tell anyone but i kissed Aryeh.”
Spreadston; “OK, I won’t tell anyone.”
Date: 13/11
Spreadston: “Hey Pully, guess what? Yitz and Aryeh kissed!”
(Yitz overhears)
Yitz: “Oy Spreadston, I told you not to spread.”
Spreadston: “You can’t be mad at me, it’s Spreadston Day!”
Yitz: “Oh wow! You’re right! Well anyway, happy Spreadston Day!”
Yitz: “Hey Spreadston, don’t tell anyone but i kissed Aryeh.”
Spreadston; “OK, I won’t tell anyone.”
Date: 13/11
Spreadston: “Hey Pully, guess what? Yitz and Aryeh kissed!”
(Yitz overhears)
Yitz: “Oy Spreadston, I told you not to spread.”
Spreadston: “You can’t be mad at me, it’s Spreadston Day!”
Yitz: “Oh wow! You’re right! Well anyway, happy Spreadston Day!”
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